Creative Horoscope – Your Artistic Genius, Flaws Included

Creative Horoscope – Your Artistic Genius, Flaws Included

We all know that creativity is not just divine inspiration: it is chaos, it is obsession, it is procrastination with style. And, like everything, your way of creating is written in the stars (or at least, we want to believe so).

Here is our creative horoscope, without filters, without sugar and with the right amount of irony.



Aries – You have a thousand ideas a second, but you complete half of them.

You light the fire of creation in a second, but boredom sets in before you finish the sketch. Your desktop is full of folders called “final draft 3”.

Taurus – Your creativity shines especially if you can sell it or frame it.

You are practical, methodical and your style is recognizable… also because you always reuse the same colors. If you can't frame it or sell it on Etsy, is it worth doing?

Twins - Write three novels at once, but never the final chapter.

You are the inventor of the “storm of ideas”. Your sketchbook is a delirium of notes, sketches and internal dialogues. Finish something? Better to start something else.

Cancer – Your art is a masterpiece… but why do you cry while you create it?

Everything you create is an emotional explosion. Your drawings? A blow to the heart. Your poems? Perfect for a tearjerker. Your creativity is a self-analysis session on paper.

Leo – You don't create, you reign over art.

Your art is dramatic, exaggerated and, of course, signed in capital letters. The goal? To amaze. And maybe receive a standing ovation.

Virgin - Art is perfection. But you've already redone the sketch 32 times.

Art is in the little things, and you spend 90% of your time tweaking them. You draw precise guidelines like an engineer, then you redo everything because it's not quite right yet. abbastanza perfect.

Balance - Yes, beautiful, but who gave you the final aesthetic approval?

For you, creativity is balance. Too bad choosing between two shades of blue takes longer than painting the whole picture.

Scorpio – Is your creativity mysterious… or just disturbing?

Your line is as deep and sharp as your soul. If your art doesn't make someone uncomfortable, it's because you haven't finished it yet.

Sagittarius – Paint, take pictures, write… while booking a flight.

You have a thousand artistic experiences to tell, it's a shame that the notebook with your best sketches remained in that café in Lisbon.

Capricorn – Art is your business plan, and it works.

You are proof that creative genius can also be productive. For you, art is not just expression, but a business plan with long-term goals.

Acquarium - You invent a new technique and get tired of it soon after.

You invent new techniques, new visions, new styles. You are the innovator that everyone admires, but no one can really understand.

Fish - You have an imaginary world in your head, and you live in it better than us.

You live in a parallel artistic world, made of ethereal sketches and incredible ideas… which, unfortunately, remain just ideas.




So whether you're the king of procrastination or the guru of precision, creativity always finds its way. And you, do you recognize yourself in your sign or in someone else? 

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